Squidward: Gladly. Mordecai: Dude, it looks just like the cover. Scientist 1: Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand. I just want... (bangs on the table, and the liquid in his cup spills on him), Squidward: It's hot chocolate. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. U.S. viewers (millions): I have impenetrable boat smarts! The Atlantic covers news, politics, culture, technology, health, and more, through its articles, podcasts, videos, and flagship magazine. Puff: We all know why you're here, SpongeBob. SpongeBob SquarePants - S01E08 - Naughty Nautical Neighbors Okay Gary, let's do the other side now. And then, he appeared. Mrs. (Squidward starts the boat) Hey Squidward? (Squidward gets up) Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Full transcript of 'Carlin on Campus', 10th album and fourth HBO special by American comedian George Carlin recorded April 18–19, 1984 [School bell] Welcome to the home of the class clown , the theater of suppressed laughter. (is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water), Johnson: No, no, no. Scientist 1: By using this shrink ray. Squidward gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground) You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... (door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that looks like SpongeBob's. Puff: Why, certainly. General RaymondHahnfeld3108. 6 This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Open Water. Squidward: (gasps) Ticket? Following the events of Avengers: Endgame (2019), Peter Parker (Tom Holland) returns in Spider-Man: Far From Home. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. watch 04:49. Back Episode ... (SpongeBob has written "SpongeBob + Squidward, Best Boating Buddies 4-ever") Students: (reading) SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever? (drives off), Squidward: Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo? (SpongeBob sits, and Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans), Squidward: I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school. Nice and easy. (October 2014) (Learn how and when to remove this template message) From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. They're heading right for that discarded potato chip. MoBros: Greetings, people of YouTube! I thought I heard something. Student: (sighs) I know exactly what you meant. Mrs. 9:35. Mrs. SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward, we're boating buddies now! we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. Moana/Transcript < Moana. Jeniffermelany 6244. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 6, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Boating_Buddies&oldid=161865. Johnson: Mother of mercy! Download the Boating Vic app, or visit the website: boating.vic.gov.au. 1 A Mysterious Box 2 Gumball's Fantasy 3 Nicole's Fantasy 4 Anais' Fantasy 5 Richard's Fantasy 6 Darwin's Fantasy 7 Mystery Solved [The episode starts in the Wattersons' living room. Português do Brasil; Edit. SpongeBob: Well, first, I started over here. 1-888-359-3472 support@voices.com Foreword 3 Arts & Entertainment 4 Automotive 6 Squidward! (Student plays back what Squidward said on a tape:) I don't need your help, and I don't need you! (Squidward accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally. SpongeBob: Pst, hey, boating buddy, if you need any help, i've taken this test hundreds of times, and... Squidward: How many times do I have to tell you?! Squidward: SpongeBob, look out! (mail man growls), Scientist 1: Potato chips are his favorite snack. Squidward: Bon voyage, nincompoop! And then I went way over here. (they bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light) SpongeBob, give me that wheel! Hey! What could you possibly have heard me doing? Airdate: Yellow, black. Squidward then tells SpongeBob that he will pay him five dollars if he gives him peace and quiet for the rest of the day. Gumball, Darwin, and Anais, are sitting on the couch, each sibling exhibiting an expression of boredom. Yellow, black. These episodes were chosen and ranked strictly on how many votes they got. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Next Edit. (tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room). Squidward: Oh, (laughs) that was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it. SpongeBob SquarePants - Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Patrick Star - Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes/Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Squidward Tentacles - Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Mr. Krabs - Baloo (The Jungle Book 1 & 2) Sandy Cheeks - Lola Bunny (Space Jam/The Looney Tunes Show) Mrs. May I sit down now, sweet cheeks? Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, like that. Top 20 Worst Spongebob Episodes | MoBrosStudios Wiki | Fandom Puff: Okay class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Mr. Krabs says... Squidward: I don't care, what Mr. Krabs said! Policeman: No, but you can help yourself to this ticket. Mrs. Gary, can you hear that? Squidward! Squidward: Um, excuse me, there don't seem to be any empty seats left. Puff: Good. I pried my self in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! (they shrink) Where'd they go? We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. They drive into a grandma), Grandma: Hooligans! Squidward: SpongeBob, I will give you $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace. How bad can it be? "Plankton's Regular" (Squidward cries, then the bell rings), Mrs. [Episode starts at SpongeBob's house, and SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell] SpongeBob: 97, 98, 99, 100. View James's video transcript. (referring to Squidward). This article is a stub! (Squidward screams). Squidward: Eh, didn't see that coming. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. TOASTED, RO- You:shut the fuck up. He gets annoyed, so Squidward begins walking away. Mrs. Squidward: SpongeBob, i've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. Would you like to tell the rest of the class, why you're with us today? The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. With Lori Alan, Dee Bradley Baker, Alton Brown, Rodger Bumpass. Student: I don't see what's so very good about it. Puff and SpongeBob come out and return to normal size). SpongeBob is brushing Gary when he hears a strange noise. Puff screams. Squidward: Thank you. But that was before. Table of Contents © 2003-2019 Voices.com Inc. All Rights Reserved. He is the bane of my exsistance! It was then, that I realized that I was being followed, at an unsafe distance. 1 Cast 1.1 Main 1.2 Antagonists 1.3 Minor 2 Locations 3 See also Gaoling Beifong Estate Earth Rumble VI Master Yu's Earthbending Academy "The Blind Bandit" And by increasing speed slightly, I created a safety cushion, while inadvertently attracting the attention, of said law enforcement officer. Video Transcript Hi, I'm Craig with Boating magazine and this is the 2021 Yamaha GP 1800 RSV HO and the GP series is the most dominant name in PWC Racing history, and this wave runner combines that spirit with a ton of high-end features let's take. Mrs. (Squidward runs screaming) Squidward, wait! Mrs. Uhh... What I meant to say was, please come up to the chalkboard, and draw a diagram of the incident. Before I begin, let me just say two things. Determined not to be outdone, Squidward arranges to have his own house on the program. SpongeBob: Okay, I'll see you later then, Squidward. classic and rare vines to watch when you lose your will to live - Duration: 24:04. NO! [opening logos] [Rachel Platten] Hey! All video releases listed below were distributed by Paramount Home Media Distribution. (now talking) Jerk! (cuts to Squidward walking toward his desk all bandaged up). Yellow, black. SpongeBob, what do we do when pulling away from the curb? (all are confused, then SpongeBob sits down), Squidward: Shut it. SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward, I've never gotten one answer right on this test. I'll teach you everything I know, and then we can... Squidward: We won't be doing anything, because there is no we! English. SpongeBob: Hey, where'd Squidward go? What about you, sir? SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick and Squidward give you all the feels at the Bubble Bowl when they sing SWEET VICTORY! Jump to: navigation, search. Squidward: SpongeBob, please? List of episode transcripts (pulls over, then the policeman walks up) Can I help you, officer? Puff screams). Our friendly neighborhood Super Hero decides to join his best friends Ned, MJ, and the rest of the gang on a European vacation. Puff's boating school! Announcer on game: D-d-d-d-daaaaa-Dig Champs! Mrs. He made, an immediate right turn, and parked, here. (cuts to them in a boat). (they fight over it), Squidward: Just let go of it! SpongeBob: I got it, I got it. SpongeBob: You left your keys on the table back there. Please have your pencils ready. Belson's mother attempts to teach him a lesson by making him clean the house, rerouting the maid to Clarence's house instead. What am I supposed to do? SpongeBob: Oh, I understand. Then, I went around like this, and over here like that, and across this lane, and down here like this, and then... (continues writing, without speaking) ...and then I went around, and stopped right here. listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche. (the mailman breaks out) Johnson! 1 VHS 2 DVD 2.1 Individual releases 2.2 Season sets 3 PlayStation Portable UMD 4 Blu-ray 5 References 6 See also The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge … SpongeBob, I need your help. Get Boating Vic. SpongeBob: ...97, 98, 99, 100. Squidward: No no, I didn't. (cuts to Mrs. Squidward: Huh? Here. Scientist 1: There! And perhaps now SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story. (is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob's feet in the other stall. Puff: But there's one right next to SpongeBob. we sell bread, we sell loaves. Credits (Squidward is about to eat, then SpongeBob pops up from a trash can), SpongeBob: Squidward, do you have any mustard in there? It's all that I have! Jeniffermelany 6244. (scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Puff: Yes. Mrs. SpongeBob: Didn't you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles? This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards.The specific problem is: Bulky tables are unhelpful to readers.Suggest reformatting along the lines of List of The Legend of Zelda media, which is a featured article Please help improve this article if you can. Scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up). I never said that. This page was last modified on 1 March 2014, at 16:52. Puff: Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. SpongeBob: You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me. History Talk (0) Share. (Squidward sits there, and SpongeBob touches him). However, Squidward already gave SpongeBob five dollars to leave him alone yesterday. Understand? Puff: Now, we're going to take this nice and slow. Squidward: Time can't be up. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. This is important. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Boating Buddies" from Season 6, which aired on August 7, 2008. Hey! (Squidward is still walking) Squidward! Hey! Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Voila! Get prepared. Squidward: So I could get further away from you! (rushes off). Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here, and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life! Oh, where did I put that stupid... SpongeBob: (as he is yelling, Squidward is searching) Squidward! He then realizes he is being chased by cops) What the? It may contain errors, spelling, grammar and structure issues, or inconsistent formats, or be incomplete. Boating Vic is trip preparation at your fingertips. SpongeBob SquarePants - S06E20 - Porous ... S05E06 - Spy Buddies. SpongeBob Squarepants - TV (Elmo's World) Patrick Star - Kion (The Lion Guard) Squidward Tentacles - Zurg (Toy Story) Mr. Krabs - Elmo (Sesame Street) Sandy Cheeks - Madison (Class of 3000) Sheldon Plankton - Carlsson (Sesame Street OC) Larry the Lobster - Diego (Ice Age) Gary - Snuffy (Sesame Street) Karen - Tamika (Class of 3000) Mermaid Man - Stimpy (Ren and Stimpy) Barnacle Boy - Ren … Mrs. 9:49. I mean why we are enrolled in boating school. For information on SpongeBob videos released outside of North America, click here. I understand perfectly, boating buddy. Squidward: Before we were... (gulps) boating buddies. (SpongeBob sits). SpongeBob: Psst, Squiward, sit here. One when this is all over, I’ll take questions. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Puff: You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test - you take it again next week. 3.77 9:38. Jeniffermelany 6244. Tries to open it but can't), SpongeBob: Squidward! SpongeBob SquarePants - S09E33 - Fiasco. This is a transcribed copy of "Bubble Buddies". He goes outside to investigate, only to find out that it is just Squidward breathing. (they drive through the Barg 'n Mart, and a costume shop, and they are about to drive into a secret lab). (Squidward runs away screaming, then cuts to the bathroom, where Squidward is eating), Squidward: Mm, bon appetit, Squidy. (knocks on door) Oh well, it's just one day out of your life Squiddy. (Mordecai turns on the television, Rigby inserts the game cartridge in the console and Mordecai presses the power button on the console.) 9:37. Squidward: Oh, why can't I just find... (SpongeBob makes it to the boat). Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob. Puff: Yours too? "The Krabby Kronicle" Chronology Wolf:Welcome to the bread bank. Mrs. But he quickly realizes that his house isn't exactly camera-ready and he's … (SpongeBob has written "SpongeBob + Squidward, Best Boating Buddies 4-ever"), Students: (reading) SpongeBob and Squidward, best boating buddies, forever? (realizes the key isn't there) The key! Laura Sánchez Recommended for you Squidward: SpongeBob? So, in order to create more optimal driving conditions, I was then forced to par-take in (screeches the chalk board) evasive action. (bell rings, then cuts to everyone eating lunch, and SpongeBob sits next to Squidward), SpongeBob: Ah, lunch time, eh boating buddy? This article is a stub, meaning it is in progress. Squidward: Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Boating Buddies" from season six, which aired on August 7, 2008. Reader's discretion is advised until fixing is done. Before we get started, let me just say a couple things. SpongeBob: I have it, Squidward, you gave it to me to leave you alone yesterday. Officer, please! [Episode starts at SpongeBob's house, and SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell] Cowboy: I never will understand these city folk. (Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start). Now let's slowly... (SpongeBob steps on the petal, and Mrs. (referring to Squidward's house) Seeing the oncoming hazard, I looked both ways, and proceeded safely toward my vehicele. (they then go through a drain. I don't need your help, and I don't need you, ever! Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. 1 Cast 1.1 Main 1.2 Antagonists 1.3 Minor 2 Locations 3 See also Shipwreck Southern Water Tribe Zuko's ship "The Boy in the Iceberg" Squidward: Why I'm... (sees SpongeBob staring, and breathing at him) All right, I'll tell you. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Boating Buddies" from Season 6, which aired on August 7, 2008.